Category Archives: sex toys

End of Financial Year means champagne

It is almost the end of June again and everyone begins to be worried about the tax man – and the amazing things you can do with your refund.

So let us help you!

Head Office has an huge range of toys (both male and female), lubricants, DVD’s and .. of course … male and female enhancers.

We also have regular visits from Michelle and Mistress Natalie for those who want to play and/or be disciplined.

As a special sweetener … anyone coming in on Saturday 30 June or Sunday 1st July will be offered a glass of champagne to celebrate.  That is going to be one heck of a Saturday and Sunday night party.

Safe Sex in the City – Head Office the place to be.  Everyone over the age of 18 is welcome – come and check out our rooms, movies and toys.
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Everyone can be an Ironman

This weekend we have the Ironman triathlon in Cairns.  It has become a regular feature on the calendar and thousands assist with the preparation and volunteer on the day.  Athletes from all over the world compete here and there will be amazing wins in the Half and Full Marathon.

But you don’t have to be an Ironman or Ironwoman to enjoy a “marathon” session.  Head Office has some great new Toys and Dongs for this.  Plus male and female enhancers to give you stamina to keep going for the finish.

We are open all day Sunday from midday to 2.00 am for those before, during and after marathon purchases.  And we have great play spaces in the Club.  Come and check it out.

Safe Sex in the City.  Everyone over the age of 18 years old welcome.

Baby it’s cold outside

But .. we have a warm welcome waiting here for you at Head Office.

May was a weird month full of things that needed doing and the usual dramas that happen in life.  Now that June is here it is officially winter.  And cold.  Down to 15 degrees on an extreme night!  At least the days are now fine and warm.

However, we do have some more good news.  Mistress Natalie is back in town after an extended absence and will be making weekend appearances – early evening until late.  So come in and get disciplined with us!

Michelle will be away for a few weeks until 20 June, before she returns for more fun on Fridays and Sundays.  (And yes, we totally apologise for our Friday glitch when the keys got mislaid and we were about an hour late opening.  Total SNAFU on our part.  We are blaming the winged monkeys and lack of coffee.)

Ray has been busy unpacking boxes and boxes of new stock – movies, toys and enhancers.  Do come (hey, we are a Cruise Club!) and check it all out.

Safe Sex in the City – everyone over the age of 18 years old welcome.  Suitable for males, females, trannies, couples, singles, swingers and goths.  LGBTI-friendly venue.

 

FAQ: When are the trannies at HO?

There are some questions we get asked a lot.  When is there going to be a trannie at Head Office is a very common one.  So, for all of you who have asked:

Michelle is often at Head Office on Friday and Sunday between midday and about 5.00 pm.

Come along and have some fun.  We also have lots of toys, enhancers and other cool things to make your visit even more enjoyable.

Safe Sex in the City – all ages and genders welcome. LGBTI-friendly venue open 7 days a week.  Entry: $15 per person with pass-outs available.  A place to make new Friends and come.

Demise of Craigslist personal ads

I know many people were using the Personal ads in Craigslist for casual hook-ups.  People were advertising all sorts of offers and services, many claiming to be young, virile and only looking for a good time.  And there is nothing wrong with that.

Except …..

You don’t know who is on the other end of the ad.  Whether the information is correct.  Whether it will be safe to give that person your details, phone number and perhaps to let them into your home or to go to a place you don’t know for anonymous sex with a stranger.

So, while many enjoyed a good time, there were others who found a world of trouble.

Can’t say Head Office is the hippest place or that it is the coolest.  But we are safe, reliable, discreet and inexpensive.  We are open from Noon to 2.00 am five days a week (Wed thru Sun inclusive). Open till midnight the other days (Mon – 5.00 pm till midnight, Tues – noon till midnight).  Everyone over the age of 18 years of age is welcome – we are an open Club welcoming males and females, couples, singles.  We do not discriminate but welcome you all – whether you want to watch a movie, engage in sex on the premises or just have a cup of tea/coffee/glass of wine and a chat.  We have public and private spaces. We also offer a wide range of toys, male and female enhancers and other cool things.

We are a business that offers hosting space and other services.  We have to pay wages and rent and other boring stuff to stay in business – none of which was paid by ad-listers on Craigslist – so yes, we do have to charge money ($15 per person, with pass outs available for multiple re-entry on day of purchase).  So, as a business, yes we are pleased to see Craigslist personal ads closed down.

The world is changing.  Digital services are out there(Tinder, Squirt, Grinder etc.) and will continue to change how everyone does business but … for personal interactions …. I am hoping that places like Head Office and Laneway will continue to be valued for the services we offer and for the safe places we offer, however you hook-up.

Safe Sex in the City – try the Club, bring your hook-ups or meet someone here.  Lube and condoms in every room.  Sex swing, mirror room and discipline area available.

Yes, we are open Labour Day

Yes, we are open on Labour Day – Monday, 7 May 2018.  As usual for a Monday we will open at 5.00pm and close at midnight.

Would love to see you all here for a wild time Monday night. In stock is a range of enjoyment enhancers including toys, lube and enhancers for both men and women.  Plus good music and a great time waiting for you in the club area.

Look forward to seeing you here.

Safe Sex in the City – open 7 days a week.  Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome – all ages, genders and orientations. LGBTI -friendly venue.

Open Anzac Day 2018

We respect ANZAC Day and pay tribute to all those who have served in conflicts, whether in the Australian or any other armed forced.  We recognise the bravery and sacrifice of all those who have fallen.

We will be open on ANZAC Day 2018 – from midday to 2.00 am.  On Tuesday 24 April we will close at midnight.

Safe Sex in the City.  All over the age of 18 years welcome.  LGBTI-friendly venue for both males and females. Safe, clean, non-judgemental and discreet. Adult toys, enhancers and other products available.

Still bad at blogging

Seems like we are still bad at blogging, despite the good NY Resolutions.

However, we are still working hard to give you better experiences at Head Office, both in the shop and the Club area.

We have some great new toys, DVD’s and goodies for you.  If you have anything you would like – ask.  We are always happy to look at stocking new products and are willing to answer any questions you have.  If we don’t know the answer, we are happy to research.

Still looking for feedback about what events you would like too.

Safe Sex in the City – bring along your Friends
A safe and inclusive venue – everyone over the age of 18 is welcome.

 

CRC and parking

As everyone will have figured out, either from the outrage in the paper or an unwanted ticket on the car, that the Cairns Regional Council has changed the parking rules in the city.  This is affecting all traders in the city – and we are no exception.

Thankfully though, we are located just across the road from Cairns Central – where there is still a first 3 hours free parking policy.  Also Head Office CBD has limited parking available behind the building.

Please don’t let the parking changes put you off visiting.  We are still the same friendly, helpful staff in the best Adult Shop and Cruise Club venue in Cairns!

PS:  We have great new stock, the Pilz Fairy has delivered big time and the DVD’s are still only $25 each.

Safe Sex in the City – bring Friends
Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome.  A LGBTI-friendly venue which welcomes males, females, couples and singles.

Our Webpage sucks…

Ok, we know.  Lots of people have told us.  So we hired someone to design a new one.  We thought we would give a small local business the job, so we were keeping it in our community and supporting someone else who was giving it a go.  It didn’t work out.  We have a half-finished webpage that isn’t really useable.

Bummer.

So we are trying again.  But, since we are starting again from scratch, we thought we would ask for your feedback.  What do you want on the page?  What sort of information do you need/want?  What type of events are you willing to support and .. er … come to?

Comments, suggestions and suchlike gratefully received.

In the meantime we do have a Facebook page.  Please check it out (and yes, the same designer started it but… ran away.)  We are figuring out lots about Facebook as we try to self-educate.  What we have worked out so far is that we suck at Facebook too!

So please help us out – photos, events, posts – all are welcome.  Well, from everyone except for the Troll who trashed us on multiple sites – you were not a help, but we did admire your chapahtz in trashing us while promoting a competitor at the same time.  Smooth (not).

(Hey, if anyone out there is an ace Facebook person, understands it rules and regulations and wants a gig administering a Facebook page … then please get in touch.)

Talk to us.  We want your input (hey, output is something else ….. that’s what the Club area is for! We have some great new toys and have had a visit from the Mr Dickie Pills Fairy – come and check them out.)

Safe Sex in the City – come and check out our Valentine’s Day Roses and Champagne Party.
Everyone over 18 years of age welcome – male, female, straight, gay, lesbian, couples  and swingers.  LGBTI-friendly venue

Get it on, get it up

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a new way to get it up.  Gentlemen, our Blue Diamond range has arrived.  Try these and be hard. For more information come into the store and take a look …..

Safe Sex in the City – bring your Friends
Don’t forget our Valentine’s Day party – even bigger (and HARDER) and better when you try the new Rhino or Blue Diamond.

It’s really wet – be safe

It’s incredibly wet outside and has been raining for more than 24 hours.  Roads are not in good shape so please be safe out there.  Please remember: if it’s flooded, forget it.

We are open normal hours (till midnight)  and would love to see you visit to spend some time out of the rain.  We also have some great toys, enhancers and other things to help you while away the rainy hours.

Take care.

Safe Sex in the City – bring your Friends
An LGBTI friendly venue, everyone over the age of 18 years welcome.

Valentine’s Day Roses and Champagne Party

February 14 – Valentine’s Day

We love a party ….. and we love seeing everyone at Head Office CBD so come along to our Roses and Champagne Party.  Okay, it’s us – so there is a twist.  We are celebrating the romance plus the kink.  Special gifts for those who dress-up for the event.  Even more surprises for those who bring along their special person.

Party will start at 8.00 pm but we will have specials during the day (5% off all toys, vibes and dildos) and we will have our new range of men’s enhancers available to ensure that you can come and have the best Valentine’s Day ever.

Safe Sex in the City – bring a Friend or come and make new ones
Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome, male or female, singles, couples. We are an LGBTI friendly venue and value diversity.

Party time tonight

A Public Holiday – yeah!  Come and celebrate with us. (Or, celebrate with us and come …. whichever!)

Just a reminder of our Australia Day Party tonight.  And during the day Tony has some give-aways, plus Mistress Natalie will be dropping in from time to time with her whips and discipline.   We have the champagne bucket all day and night.  And the thongs ……

Some great new stock and plenty of toys to keep everyone happy.

Ray is in charge of the party tonight – great music, whips and discipline and the blow-up sheep (the kangaroo suffered a nasty fate – but sheep played a big part in building Australia too – so we are going with that!)  .  Everyone over the age of 18 years is welcome.  Dress up is encouraged!

We look forward to seeing you sometime today.

Safe Sex in the City – bring Friends.
An LGBT friendly venue open to everyone (male, female, couples, singles) over the age of 18 years

 

It’s hot out there ….

Summer is here and it’s hot outside.  Come in and enjoy our air conditioning. While you are here check out the great range of new toys.  High quality but at fantastic prices.

Maybe you want to also check out the Club …. just $15 entry fee for the whole day, along with a pass-out so you can cruise in and out. You can even take your clothes off if you like!  (Mostly our “day” ends at 2.00 am the following morning – Monday and Tuesday are the only exceptions when we close at midnight.)  Complimentary tea, coffee or cold water available. Everyone welcome – LGBT friendly, male, female, couples, straight …… so long as you are over 18 years of age.  Bring a friend – bring a whole group of friends if you like!

Safe Sex in the City – plenty of sex toys too!
(And try out the new Discipline space – new equipment in time for the Australia Day Party)