Category Archives: Couples

FAQ: When are the trannies at HO?

There are some questions we get asked a lot.  When is there going to be a trannie at Head Office is a very common one.  So, for all of you who have asked:

Michelle is often at Head Office on Friday and Sunday between midday and about 5.00 pm.

Come along and have some fun.  We also have lots of toys, enhancers and other cool things to make your visit even more enjoyable.

Safe Sex in the City – all ages and genders welcome. LGBTI-friendly venue open 7 days a week.  Entry: $15 per person with pass-outs available.  A place to make new Friends and come.

Demise of Craigslist personal ads

I know many people were using the Personal ads in Craigslist for casual hook-ups.  People were advertising all sorts of offers and services, many claiming to be young, virile and only looking for a good time.  And there is nothing wrong with that.

Except …..

You don’t know who is on the other end of the ad.  Whether the information is correct.  Whether it will be safe to give that person your details, phone number and perhaps to let them into your home or to go to a place you don’t know for anonymous sex with a stranger.

So, while many enjoyed a good time, there were others who found a world of trouble.

Can’t say Head Office is the hippest place or that it is the coolest.  But we are safe, reliable, discreet and inexpensive.  We are open from Noon to 2.00 am five days a week (Wed thru Sun inclusive). Open till midnight the other days (Mon – 5.00 pm till midnight, Tues – noon till midnight).  Everyone over the age of 18 years of age is welcome – we are an open Club welcoming males and females, couples, singles.  We do not discriminate but welcome you all – whether you want to watch a movie, engage in sex on the premises or just have a cup of tea/coffee/glass of wine and a chat.  We have public and private spaces. We also offer a wide range of toys, male and female enhancers and other cool things.

We are a business that offers hosting space and other services.  We have to pay wages and rent and other boring stuff to stay in business – none of which was paid by ad-listers on Craigslist – so yes, we do have to charge money ($15 per person, with pass outs available for multiple re-entry on day of purchase).  So, as a business, yes we are pleased to see Craigslist personal ads closed down.

The world is changing.  Digital services are out there(Tinder, Squirt, Grinder etc.) and will continue to change how everyone does business but … for personal interactions …. I am hoping that places like Head Office and Laneway will continue to be valued for the services we offer and for the safe places we offer, however you hook-up.

Safe Sex in the City – try the Club, bring your hook-ups or meet someone here.  Lube and condoms in every room.  Sex swing, mirror room and discipline area available.

Yes, we are open Labour Day

Yes, we are open on Labour Day – Monday, 7 May 2018.  As usual for a Monday we will open at 5.00pm and close at midnight.

Would love to see you all here for a wild time Monday night. In stock is a range of enjoyment enhancers including toys, lube and enhancers for both men and women.  Plus good music and a great time waiting for you in the club area.

Look forward to seeing you here.

Safe Sex in the City – open 7 days a week.  Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome – all ages, genders and orientations. LGBTI -friendly venue.

Open Anzac Day 2018

We respect ANZAC Day and pay tribute to all those who have served in conflicts, whether in the Australian or any other armed forced.  We recognise the bravery and sacrifice of all those who have fallen.

We will be open on ANZAC Day 2018 – from midday to 2.00 am.  On Tuesday 24 April we will close at midnight.

Safe Sex in the City.  All over the age of 18 years welcome.  LGBTI-friendly venue for both males and females. Safe, clean, non-judgemental and discreet. Adult toys, enhancers and other products available.

CRC and parking

As everyone will have figured out, either from the outrage in the paper or an unwanted ticket on the car, that the Cairns Regional Council has changed the parking rules in the city.  This is affecting all traders in the city – and we are no exception.

Thankfully though, we are located just across the road from Cairns Central – where there is still a first 3 hours free parking policy.  Also Head Office CBD has limited parking available behind the building.

Please don’t let the parking changes put you off visiting.  We are still the same friendly, helpful staff in the best Adult Shop and Cruise Club venue in Cairns!

PS:  We have great new stock, the Pilz Fairy has delivered big time and the DVD’s are still only $25 each.

Safe Sex in the City – bring Friends
Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome.  A LGBTI-friendly venue which welcomes males, females, couples and singles.

Our Webpage sucks…

Ok, we know.  Lots of people have told us.  So we hired someone to design a new one.  We thought we would give a small local business the job, so we were keeping it in our community and supporting someone else who was giving it a go.  It didn’t work out.  We have a half-finished webpage that isn’t really useable.


So we are trying again.  But, since we are starting again from scratch, we thought we would ask for your feedback.  What do you want on the page?  What sort of information do you need/want?  What type of events are you willing to support and .. er … come to?

Comments, suggestions and suchlike gratefully received.

In the meantime we do have a Facebook page.  Please check it out (and yes, the same designer started it but… ran away.)  We are figuring out lots about Facebook as we try to self-educate.  What we have worked out so far is that we suck at Facebook too!

So please help us out – photos, events, posts – all are welcome.  Well, from everyone except for the Troll who trashed us on multiple sites – you were not a help, but we did admire your chapahtz in trashing us while promoting a competitor at the same time.  Smooth (not).

(Hey, if anyone out there is an ace Facebook person, understands it rules and regulations and wants a gig administering a Facebook page … then please get in touch.)

Talk to us.  We want your input (hey, output is something else ….. that’s what the Club area is for! We have some great new toys and have had a visit from the Mr Dickie Pills Fairy – come and check them out.)

Safe Sex in the City – come and check out our Valentine’s Day Roses and Champagne Party.
Everyone over 18 years of age welcome – male, female, straight, gay, lesbian, couples  and swingers.  LGBTI-friendly venue

Get it on, get it up

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a new way to get it up.  Gentlemen, our Blue Diamond range has arrived.  Try these and be hard. For more information come into the store and take a look …..

Safe Sex in the City – bring your Friends
Don’t forget our Valentine’s Day party – even bigger (and HARDER) and better when you try the new Rhino or Blue Diamond.

It’s really wet – be safe

It’s incredibly wet outside and has been raining for more than 24 hours.  Roads are not in good shape so please be safe out there.  Please remember: if it’s flooded, forget it.

We are open normal hours (till midnight)  and would love to see you visit to spend some time out of the rain.  We also have some great toys, enhancers and other things to help you while away the rainy hours.

Take care.

Safe Sex in the City – bring your Friends
An LGBTI friendly venue, everyone over the age of 18 years welcome.

Valentine’s Day Roses and Champagne Party

February 14 – Valentine’s Day

We love a party ….. and we love seeing everyone at Head Office CBD so come along to our Roses and Champagne Party.  Okay, it’s us – so there is a twist.  We are celebrating the romance plus the kink.  Special gifts for those who dress-up for the event.  Even more surprises for those who bring along their special person.

Party will start at 8.00 pm but we will have specials during the day (5% off all toys, vibes and dildos) and we will have our new range of men’s enhancers available to ensure that you can come and have the best Valentine’s Day ever.

Safe Sex in the City – bring a Friend or come and make new ones
Everyone over the age of 18 years welcome, male or female, singles, couples. We are an LGBTI friendly venue and value diversity.

Party time tonight

A Public Holiday – yeah!  Come and celebrate with us. (Or, celebrate with us and come …. whichever!)

Just a reminder of our Australia Day Party tonight.  And during the day Tony has some give-aways, plus Mistress Natalie will be dropping in from time to time with her whips and discipline.   We have the champagne bucket all day and night.  And the thongs ……

Some great new stock and plenty of toys to keep everyone happy.

Ray is in charge of the party tonight – great music, whips and discipline and the blow-up sheep (the kangaroo suffered a nasty fate – but sheep played a big part in building Australia too – so we are going with that!)  .  Everyone over the age of 18 years is welcome.  Dress up is encouraged!

We look forward to seeing you sometime today.

Safe Sex in the City – bring Friends.
An LGBT friendly venue open to everyone (male, female, couples, singles) over the age of 18 years


It’s hot out there ….

Summer is here and it’s hot outside.  Come in and enjoy our air conditioning. While you are here check out the great range of new toys.  High quality but at fantastic prices.

Maybe you want to also check out the Club …. just $15 entry fee for the whole day, along with a pass-out so you can cruise in and out. You can even take your clothes off if you like!  (Mostly our “day” ends at 2.00 am the following morning – Monday and Tuesday are the only exceptions when we close at midnight.)  Complimentary tea, coffee or cold water available. Everyone welcome – LGBT friendly, male, female, couples, straight …… so long as you are over 18 years of age.  Bring a friend – bring a whole group of friends if you like!

Safe Sex in the City – plenty of sex toys too!
(And try out the new Discipline space – new equipment in time for the Australia Day Party)


New Year’s Resolutions for 2018

Ok – we all know the usual: giving up chocolate and alcohol, lose weight, do more exercise … blah, blah, blah.  Bugger that!

Head Office 2018  New Year’s Resolutions:

  • Get better at blogging and Facebook
  • Get the website and online store going
  • More new movies and music for the Club

and that is as far as we got because we remembered about the party tonight and decided to check if the French champagne was cold enough ………

The discipline area is set up (we are taking suggestions for the next additions), Mz J and the whips are ready so come and see in the New Year with us. Whip up some enthusiasm!

Safe Sex in the City – bring your Friends and Party!
No Friends?  Come along and make some new ones.

New Facebook Page

OK – we are still horrible at blogging but have made a New Year’s Resolution to get better at in 2018!

We have also got a Facebook page. It is brand new but will have events – like the New Year’s Eve party – and interesting stuff posted regularly.  Please check it out and either Like it or send a Friend Request.  We would love your feedback.

2018 is also the year when we are finally going to get the online store and new webpage happening.  Watch our spaces for its debut as the online store will have loads of things we just don’t have room to stock in the shop.  Drop shipping will be available.

Hope you are having a great Christmas break and look forward to seeing you all for Champagne and the New Year’s Eve party.  And yes – singles, couples, male, female – everyone over the age of 18 is welcome at Head Office CBD.

New Year’s Eve Party – Whip into 2018

You are invited to our New Year’s Eve Whipping and Spanking Party     at Head Office CBD.

During the day we will have small gifts and a glass of champagne available for every entry purchase.  The party will start when we open but ……

Celebrate New Year’s Eve with us – from 8pm till late.  Glass of champagne available on arrival and then go into the club to celebrate the opening of our new discipline space.  Whipping and spanking by an experienced  practitioner.

Everyone is welcome.  This is an LGBTI-friendly venue with couples, singles and anyone over the age of 18 welcome.  Pass outs available.

Cost:  just $15 per person.

Safe Sex in the City – Come alone or bring Friends!

Merry Christmas – trading hours

Merry Christmas and Festive Season greetings to all our friends, patrons and readers.

We hope you all have a safe, happy and joyous Christmas time.

Head Office CBD will be closed for Christmas Day, 25 December 2017.  However all other trading times are as usual so we will reopen at midday, 26 December 2017.